2. SOW all over the world!

The number 2 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it is an event famous all around the world! Whether people (like Mark) are wearing their original Wingstock Ts in the Caribbean or whether SOW is getting newspaper coverage (see below) it has become a worldwide phenomenon! And nothing bad can happen while the world is watching! Right? As for that reporter, I think I've heard of him before...haven't you? I think he normally works with Anderson Cooper. Yeah, that's it.

Son of Wingstock Approaches!!

The following Son of Wingstock production is best enjoyed with sound. So please plug in your headphones or turn up your speakers! Just don't blow it by watching it first without sound...that would be a pity.

Area Man Down To Final Week Of Heydey

Read on! But first...vote in the SOW poll to the right please. Very very important topic. We could even get a local brew (from Church Key Brewing)! Yeeehaw!

3. SOW = More fun than Morocco (barely)

The number 3 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it will be (barely) more fun than a trip across the pond to Morocco. Some might say I'm over-selling SOW with this statement, but that's frankly impossible.

3.25 Top Ten List with...

I couldn't resist. Sorry. It's at least somewhat funny. And how true is #4! My honest favourite is either Edge trying to ad-lib with #5 (what did Gordon ever do to him!?) or #7.

3.5 Happy birthday Picketts!!

The countdown will resume shortly, but in the meantime please join us in wishing our favourite friend living the Dominican, Mr. Mark Picketts, a very happy birthday!!!

Oh, and courtesy of Mr. Enticknap...here is your Thursday reminder (lest you forget):
Thursday Reminder

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4. Roofies are banned at SOW

The #4 reason not to be fearful of Son of Wingstock is a non-negotiable SOW policy: roofies are banned at SOW. It's really quite simple. We need to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (insert joke about "bushy tail" here) as we send Winger off into husband-dom. Just have a quick look at the trail of slumber left behind. No more roofie pranks!!! SOW must energize!