SOW Worldwide: Businesses everywhere shut down for Son of Wingstock!

The news of SOW's global impact continues to flow in! Photos and news stories are coming in from everywhere, including the world's biggest busiensses and most popular tourist destinations, showing the broad Son of Wingstock movement. Reports are referring to this phenomenon variously as the SOWpact, the Wingfect, and the Chadfluence.

You're about to be part of history! Check it out!!

SOW Worldwide: The Cameltoe Incident

SOW's worldwide dominance continues to expand. Here's the SOW Organizing Committee President experiencing a close encounter with camel toe, and the rest of camel body. Oh...were you thinking of something else when you read "The Cameltoe Incident"?

Yes, SOW's reach has extended to Africa!

2. SOW all over the world!

The number 2 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it is an event famous all around the world! Whether people (like Mark) are wearing their original Wingstock Ts in the Caribbean or whether SOW is getting newspaper coverage (see below) it has become a worldwide phenomenon! And nothing bad can happen while the world is watching! Right? As for that reporter, I think I've heard of him before...haven't you? I think he normally works with Anderson Cooper. Yeah, that's it.

Son of Wingstock Approaches!!

The following Son of Wingstock production is best enjoyed with sound. So please plug in your headphones or turn up your speakers! Just don't blow it by watching it first without sound...that would be a pity.

Area Man Down To Final Week Of Heydey

Read on! But first...vote in the SOW poll to the right please. Very very important topic. We could even get a local brew (from Church Key Brewing)! Yeeehaw!

3. SOW = More fun than Morocco (barely)

The number 3 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it will be (barely) more fun than a trip across the pond to Morocco. Some might say I'm over-selling SOW with this statement, but that's frankly impossible.

3.25 Top Ten List with...

I couldn't resist. Sorry. It's at least somewhat funny. And how true is #4! My honest favourite is either Edge trying to ad-lib with #5 (what did Gordon ever do to him!?) or #7.