2. SOW all over the world!

The number 2 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it is an event famous all around the world! Whether people (like Mark) are wearing their original Wingstock Ts in the Caribbean or whether SOW is getting newspaper coverage (see below) it has become a worldwide phenomenon! And nothing bad can happen while the world is watching! Right? As for that reporter, I think I've heard of him before...haven't you? I think he normally works with Anderson Cooper. Yeah, that's it.