Monday, April 20, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
1. She's the one on the car!
This weekend is all about Chad. And Chad is all about Jeannie. And that's very cool.
And since there have been several posts since this Son of Wingstock video was published (and it is now buried), here it is again to get you in the mood...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
SOW Major Announcement: The SOWperbowl!
Monday, April 13, 2009
A brief and unfinished history of SOW
Friday, April 10, 2009
SOW website fights off virus
Thursday, April 9, 2009
SOW Worldwide: Businesses everywhere shut down for Son of Wingstock!
You're about to be part of history! Check it out!!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
SOW Worldwide: The Cameltoe Incident
Yes, SOW's reach has extended to Africa!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
2. SOW all over the world!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Son of Wingstock Approaches!!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Area Man Down To Final Week Of Heydey
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
3. SOW = More fun than Morocco (barely)
The number 3 reason not to be afraid of Son of Wingstock is that it will be (barely) more fun than a trip across the pond to Morocco. Some might say I'm over-selling SOW with this statement, but that's frankly impossible.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
3.25 Top Ten List with...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
3.5 Happy birthday Picketts!!
The countdown will resume shortly, but in the meantime please join us in wishing our favourite friend living the Dominican, Mr. Mark Picketts, a very happy birthday!!!
Oh, and courtesy of Mr. Enticknap...here is your Thursday reminder (lest you forget):
Thursday Reminder
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
4. Roofies are banned at SOW
The #4 reason not to be fearful of Son of Wingstock is a non-negotiable SOW policy: roofies are banned at SOW. It's really quite simple. We need to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (insert joke about "bushy tail" here) as we send Winger off into husband-dom. Just have a quick look at the trail of slumber left behind. No more roofie pranks!!! SOW must energize!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
5. SOW will rock!!
And if you're too shy to join in and belt it out, we have several feature performers lined up for SOW. Headlining the first night is European sensation Leoj Eilriaf. His popularity across the pond rivals that of David Hasselhoff or Crazy Frog. Once Leoj loosens up his vocal cords with a little Bombay...look out! He is best known for his passionate cover versions. His favourite ditties include: Hell Hole (Spinal Tap), Feel Like Making Love (Bad Company), Down by the River (Neil Young), and 7 Things (Miley Cyrus). You'll be sure to fall in love with Leoj.
Top billing on night two goes to Bearcat Sinatra. Be sure to catch him early in his set, for after midnight the Bearcat's final act (as the "Weregout") gets a little well...terrifying. Bearcat's smooth baritone will wash over you and carry your thoughts to May 1st wishes and Baconator dreams...sweeping away all your fear. You'll be bopping the night away to all the Bearcat's hits: Do the Bearcat (David Wilcox), Bad Apple (David Wilcox), My Way (Frank Sinatra), New York New York (Frank Sinatra), and Dragula (Rob Zombie).
Our third and final night is capped off by the musical brilliance of Senor Carlos! Carlos is a musical prodigy with hands that can play the high and low "C" on a piano simultaneously (with only one hand!). Carlos has played at just about every event that matters, including all his friends' weddings. Yo Quiero Senor Carlos!! Trip out to his classics: "Don't Stop Believing" (Journey), "Rocket Man" (Elton John), and "Oh Yo Yoyo" (Senor Carlos).
Rock! Freeze! Rock! Get higher baby! Don't be afraid...SOW will rock your socks off.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
6. Everyone going to SOW is a Bills fan
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
7. The Champ will protect you
Monday, February 9, 2009
7.5 Interlude: Picketts is on a boat!
Friday, February 6, 2009
8. Speedos are banned at SOW
Look out Matt!! ...too late. It was that guy! Behind you! The one in the banana-hammock! I know he is just looking downward innocently gazing at his chubby right pectoral...but he just whipped that football at your face. Good thing you caught it after it caromed off your cheek. Yes, this photo captures just another of the many perils that come with playing with, or near guys in Speedos. It takes an awful lot of chutzpah to walk around in one of those, particularly when you're pushing its maximum weight capacity. Guys with such nerve are dangerous. As such, we are hereby introducing the "Son of Wingstock Abolishment Stopping Speedos" otherwise known as the SOWASS policy. The SOWASS policy will protect you from Speedos while you attend Son of Wingstock. You're welcome.
Oh...thanks for asking, but no. The SOWASS policy does not cover women. Nor does it provide protection from women wearing nothing at all. Nor from emails of women wearing nothing at all. As such, the SOWASS policy is useless when your boss or the tech police come to talk to you about the recent email from the Weregout. We're working on another policy to address that type of attack.
Have a great weekend. Enjoy this cool video (100% completely family friendly):
Thursday, February 5, 2009
9. Fuss to the rescue part 2: the world dominator
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Top 10 reasons not to be frightened of Son of Wingstock
The Top 10 Reasons Not to be Frightened of Son of Wingstock (or TTTRNTBFOSOW for short):
10. Sure weeds can be scary. They're scratchy, sometimes poisonous, and they're very unsightly. But don't worry. Fuss is on it. Even when you'll least expect it, the Meister will pull out his pocket Swiss Army Weedwacker and give the little buggers a trim. So cross weeds off your list of reasons to be scared of Son of Wingstock. They're no scarier than the Dolphins Wildcat offense.