5. SOW will rock!!

The #5 top reason not to be frightened by Son of Wingstock is that it is guaranteed to rock! That's "rock" as in rock and roll. There will be plenty of singing talent at SOW...enough talent to scare the pants off of any bad vibes. So grab your gin and tonic, strap on your afro wig, and do the Bearcat or the Monster Mash...the song of SOW will prevent any "green slime" from running under Sleepaway Camp!

And if you're too shy to join in and belt it out, we have several feature performers lined up for SOW. Headlining the first night is European sensation Leoj Eilriaf. His popularity across the pond rivals that of David Hasselhoff or Crazy Frog. Once Leoj loosens up his vocal cords with a little Bombay...look out! He is best known for his passionate cover versions. His favourite ditties include: Hell Hole (Spinal Tap), Feel Like Making Love (Bad Company), Down by the River (Neil Young), and 7 Things (Miley Cyrus). You'll be sure to fall in love with Leoj.

Top billing on night two goes to Bearcat Sinatra. Be sure to catch him early in his set, for after midnight the Bearcat's final act (as the "Weregout") gets a little well...terrifying. Bearcat's smooth baritone will wash over you and carry your thoughts to May 1st wishes and Baconator dreams...sweeping away all your fear. You'll be bopping the night away to all the Bearcat's hits: Do the Bearcat (David Wilcox), Bad Apple (David Wilcox), My Way (Frank Sinatra), New York New York (Frank Sinatra), and Dragula (Rob Zombie).

Our third and final night is capped off by the musical brilliance of Senor Carlos! Carlos is a musical prodigy with hands that can play the high and low "C" on a piano simultaneously (with only one hand!). Carlos has played at just about every event that matters, including all his friends' weddings. Yo Quiero Senor Carlos!! Trip out to his classics: "Don't Stop Believing" (Journey), "Rocket Man" (Elton John), and "Oh Yo Yoyo" (Senor Carlos).

Rock! Freeze! Rock! Get higher baby! Don't be afraid...SOW will rock your socks off.