Reason #7 in the TTTRNTBFOSOW countdown is: the Champ will protect you. Even when faced (literally "faced") with enemies such as his arch-rival - pictured above - the Champ will not back down. From time to time he'll kneel but he won't back down. You see, the Champ hates Big Black Dick. Not for reasons that might seem obvious, but mostly because BBD knows the Champ's weakness. Booze. The Champ's not so good on the booze...he even has a different nickname for when he's had a few too many. BBD even went as far as to brew his own brand of rum to capitalize on the Champ's Achilles heel. So, like I said, don't worry at Son of Wingstock - the Champ will protect you. That is, unless there is rum...or booze of any kind really. Oh wait, right...we're screwed. Let's just cross our fingers that Big Black Dick doesn't show up. (Point of clarification: the BBD photo was not searched for on Google...it was actually taken on our visit to Grand Cayman last year...that would have been a funny Google search though).
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