Top 10 reasons not to be frightened of Son of Wingstock

Rumours have been flying around that some of you are feeling a bit hesitant about Son of Wingstock. Making the trek to the end of SAWmill Bay Road isn't for the faint of heart (or the weak of stomach). But rest assured, there's nothing to fear but fear itself (I think someone said that once...). So, to ease your anxiety and quell your trepidations, over the next 10 days we're pleased to share:

The Top 10 Reasons Not to be Frightened of Son of Wingstock (or TTTRNTBFOSOW for short):


10. Sure weeds can be scary. They're scratchy, sometimes poisonous, and they're very unsightly. But don't worry. Fuss is on it. Even when you'll least expect it, the Meister will pull out his pocket Swiss Army Weedwacker and give the little buggers a trim. So cross weeds off your list of reasons to be scared of Son of Wingstock. They're no scarier than the Dolphins Wildcat offense.