If you're still doubting Pidgtimus Prime's skill and his tremendous value to the Son of Wingstock (SOW) crew, take heed. Fuss has been working in Ottawa for several years now, and he has been a sponge as he walks the halls of power. He has learned the perils of getting too tight with NDP (Nathan's Daily Polishing), and he knows that Iggy and the Stooges will right our path. But most of all, Fuss has learned how to dominate. Should his skil
ls be required at SOW this will not be the first time. He has bailed Chad out before. With a quick flick of his phone and a click of "speed-dial #1" (as for who that connects to, Fuss will not tell...methinks their name rhymes with "Boz"), Fuss can solicit infinite wisdom. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is Mr. Fuss himself directing our Chadwick on the strategic "dos" and "don'ts" of world domination. If you zoom in you will see that Fuss is showing Chad - that's right - a map of Dan Marino's bedroom...but if you were to flip the page over you would find a laundry list of Fuss wisdom. So, fear not young SOWers, Fuss is ready for anything. Although even Fuss would probably find this experience to be maddening (but hilarious).
ls be required at SOW this will not be the first time. He has bailed Chad out before. With a quick flick of his phone and a click of "speed-dial #1" (as for who that connects to, Fuss will not tell...methinks their name rhymes with "Boz"), Fuss can solicit infinite wisdom. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is Mr. Fuss himself directing our Chadwick on the strategic "dos" and "don'ts" of world domination. If you zoom in you will see that Fuss is showing Chad - that's right - a map of Dan Marino's bedroom...but if you were to flip the page over you would find a laundry list of Fuss wisdom. So, fear not young SOWers, Fuss is ready for anything. Although even Fuss would probably find this experience to be maddening (but hilarious).
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